Saturday, August 24, 2013

Punch Bug Theory


I’ve figured it out! Took me a while but I finally cracked the code! I figured out whom I feel like a lot of times when I’m wandering around Sipili or other smaller towns in Kenya. Guess who? Punch bugs! Didja get the light bulb action like I did? If not, let me explain a little.

Punch bugs in small towns in America are like mizungus in small towns in Kenya for the following reasons:

  • Children get excited to see you and hit whoever is next to them to point you out while simultaneously yelling out ‘mizungu/punch bug’.
  • They both get stared at often by whomever they happen to be passing at the time
  • There are usually only a few in each town-if they have them at all-so though people know you’re there and have seen you many times- they still stare a little when you pass
  • Parents also can get excited and point/yell them out to their children so the children-if they were about to miss the opportunity-can yell at the moving punch bug/mizungu and then follow that up with hitting/punching their friend/sibling yelling out what they saw
  • Parents also sometimes get into the game of seeing them first and it can become a competition between parent and child as well. They both come in multiple colors, different shapes and sizes, and may have been around for a while but they’ll always be part of the punch bug/mizungu game to the majority of people living there.
  • Some people dream of owning them or marrying them even if they don’t know how to drive stick or if the only conversation they’ve had is ‘Hi, my name is ______. Will you marry me?’ because they look cool/different.
  • The name ‘mizungu or punch bug’ is always called out to identify said thing to all surrounding people to let them know there has been a spotting
  • If you go on vacation or travel a little bit and people don’t see you for a while-when you do come back-the excitement rises substantially. Same thing when children are on school break and playing outside and they see one-it becomes the most exciting thing in the world for a short while and that much more attention is thrown onto said thing.
  • Lastly, and I’m only hypothesizing here since I cant read a VW Bugs mind, but I bet they also kinda play the game when they see foreign punch bugs in town the same way mizungus hit their friend to point out the new mizungu in town if they don’t recognize them and are intrigued J

That’s all I got but I think it’s a pretty substantial list and I’m sticking to my theory J  Hahaha just think about this next time you see a VW Bug driving around your town. Now you know how they might be feeling.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Linde Adventures


Hey Hey Hey J
I feel like a lot has happened since I last blogged but my memory is pretty awful and so I’m gonna give you the highlights in no particular order J
              As some of you probably know, I recently had 2 wonderful visitors in Sipili, my sister Sarah and cousin Clarissa! It was amazing and I’m so thankful they were both able to come to Kenya and explore things with me as well as see what my life is like here. When the 3 of us were in Kenya we traveled a good bit and got to see some more of Central/Rift Valley Kenya.
            During the last week of school when all of my kiddos were taking their exams Sarah and I wanted to make it a little bit more fun. One morning she cooked for 3+ hours making 2 mandaazi for every child and some for the staff members as well. Mandaazi are pastries that you fry and are kinda sweet and super delicious! They are often served as a breakfast food or snack at restaurants. The kids loooooved them! They were very impressed with her mad cooking skills. The other day before they left we painted all of the girls toenails with a bright pink. It was a lot of fun but Sarah and I both agreed afterwards we’re glad we don’t work at nail salons. They were happy to look so fancy and smart before going home to see their families. The only strange part was when a few of the male teachers came up to us afterwards and asked if he had painted the boys toes. We replied no and thought they were joking. They said it wasn’t fair to the boys if we didn’t paint their nails and we couldn’t get the point across to them that we didn’t think their families would like if they came home with pink nails along with the fact that life isn’t always fair. The boys got to play futbol with Sarah a few different days and only some of the girls played because it’s mostly seen as a boys sport at our school. The girls play netball and the boys futbol. It was an interesting conversation and I don’t think any of the boys really minded-they watched the whole time and kept laughing as they’d try to pose as a girl and fake us out. An entertaining afternoon for sure.
A few days after school ended Clarissa flew in after getting delayed for 2 days because of the fire at the airport. We met her in Nakuru with the whoopie pies I’d made in hand. I had to substitute a few things and I grilled them like I make my cookies instead of baking them. Now I may be a bit bias and it has been a long time since I’ve had one of my Aunt Millies wonderful whoopie pies but I think they tasted pretty good! Flatter and more moist but very chocolately and sweet! J It was sooo good to see C and have 3 Lindes all in Kenya together! Made me so happy! That weekend we saw the Menegai Crater-pretty neat-and Hyrax Hill. Both were pretty cool with amazing views!!
A few days after Clarissa had gotten here we decided to go visit the Maasi Mara, which if you’ve ever looked up any touristy-park-trip-great hot air balloon site in Kenya then you’ve probably heard about the Maasi Mara. It’s a very large park chock full of wildlife and mizungus! Clarissa and Sarah had been in Nakuru that weekend (4ish hours from Sipili where I was) when the decision was made. They called with the suggestion and 2 hours later I was on the matatu moving slowly out of town to Nakuru to meet up with them. They had made an arrangement with a taxi driver they’d met to leave at 3am the following morning. Oy. Sarah of course, bursting with energy didn’t go to sleep until 1am unlike Clarissa and I who passed out around 10:30 or 11 and then once in the car at 3 we passed out again while Sarah was in and out talking to the driver a little bit. We arrived at the park around 8 after seeing giraffes & gazelles before even entering the gate. I tell you-seeing a few giraffes with the sun rising is a beautiful way to start a day. At the gate we got bombarded with vendors trying to sell us any sort of trinket or jewelry while we waited to pay what ended up being more than we’d anticipated but we made it in by 8:30! He drove us around until 12:30ish and we saw so many awesome animals-most of which I’d only ever seen at a zoo. We saw hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of wildebeest, a fair amount of zebras, gazelles and antelopes. My top 3 favorite animal sightings of the day were all ones that I had not ever seen in Kenya. In 3rd place was seeing 2 warthogs cause I instantly thought of Pumbaa and it made me smile J Thank you Disney. In 2nd place was seeing the ears and eyes of 2 lions laying the tall golden grass. Incredible! I did not think we’d be seeing any lions but lo and behold, there they were chilling in the sun. Now they were easier to see since there were at least 7-8 safari vans on the surrounding paths full of cameras, fanny packs and safari hats and so we knew something good was around. In 1st place was the lone elephant!!! My first elephant! It was also Clarissa’s first elephant! Hahaha but not Sarahs…the one who’d been here for 6 weeks and not 10 months like me or 8 like Clarissa. We also got to see a lone ostrich, kudu, baboons, impalas, water buffalo, a cougar and a few waterbuck! A very solid morning! We left the park and got to the first major town of Narok and were in desperate need of gas. But after driving to at least 6-7 of the gas stations we still didn’t have any. They all kept telling us they were out….though our driver said they probably were just telling people that so they’d get more desperate and then the prices could be jacked. Our driver had to stay the night and he put us on a matatu headed to Nairobi so we could get to Machakos since I had my VAC meeting the next day. We finally arrived at my host family’s house and it was so so good to see them! She served us a wonderful super tasty dinner of chapatti and green grams with cabbage before we headed to bed. We calculated a total of 17 hours in some form of transportation that day. Now that’s a PR I think and not one I’d like to beat anytime soon.
We left Sarah in Machakos on the morning of the 15th so she could hang out there for a while before heading to Nairobi to catch her flight and we headed back so we’d make it before dark in Sipili. The next 3 days with Clarissa in Sipili, we did a lot of relaxing which was awesome. We’d been traveling so much before that it was nice to rest a little especially for her since she had to travel back to Zambia on the 19th/20th. We saw Thompson Falls, visited MC and saw his garden and she helped me with my Africa painting! I started on the 2nd coat of the countries doing purple and red and she painted the title on top ‘Africa’. It looks a lot better now and hopefully I can finish the 2nd coat of everything within the next 2 weeks before the kids return for Term 3.

The other thing I wanted to blog briefly about was the exams every child in Kenya must take at the end of every term. The big one at the end of Term 3 for the 8th graders and the 12th graders is the one that everything comes down to but that’s a whole other blog post. I just wanted you to see a handful of the questions that all Class 5 students had on their English exam this past term. I am the class teacher for Class 5 and so I give them all of their exams and therefore miss seeing the exams for other classes but this is Standard 5 stuff. See how you would do on the exam J

Standard 5: Term 2: Year 2013: English Exam

Fill in the black spaces using the best choices given. (I’m putting the first half of the story only)

The idea of __1__ food made the dog salivate. He pleaded __2___ sheep to ___3__ him to the party. The sheep said he was not __4___ position to help ___5___. The dog begged and begged and sheep was __6___ to take to the party.

1. a. dericious                        b. delicious            c. delicios            d. delicious
2. a. to                                    b. at                        c. with            d. in
3. a. take                                    b. took            c. taken            d. taking
4. a. with                                    b. in                        c. at                        d. to
5. a. her                                    b. himself            c. herself            d. themselves
6. a. interested                        b. discouraged            c. commanded d. forced à these answers make sense but the last sentence is missing a word so it still might be confusing.

Fill in the gaps using the best choice: (these were my favorite 3 from this section)

16. The boy jumped ____ the river
a. into                        b. in                                    c. by                        d. on

17. The teacher has ____ the naughty girl
a. beat                        b. beaten                        c. bitten            d. bit

24. Herd is to cattle as ____ is to eggs.
a. bunch            b. pack                                    c. tuft                        d. clutch

Read the story below and answer questions 26-38. (I found this story an interesting pick)
After a time I saw a little old man making signs to me to carry him on my back over the brook. Having pity on his age I did so, but when I would have put him down on the other side he twisted his legs so tightly round my neck that I fell to the ground half chocked.
            Although he saw how weak I was he refused to get off me. He opened his legs a little to let me breathe better. He put his legs into my stomach to make me rise and carry him further. Day after day, and night after night he clung to me. By good luck I threw him away and ran as fast as a hare.

36. By good luck means ______.
a. the old man was lucky
b. the writer fell down
c. the old man fell down
d. the writer was lucky

And for any of you who took the test and want to see if you’re smarter than a 5th grader, here are the answers to the questions I pulled:

1. D à I realize B & D are both spelled correctly but if the teacher didn’t look at the exam and the child marked B-then they’re wrong
2. C
3, A
4. B
5. A
6. D
16. B
17, A
24. D
36. D

The English composition prompt?
‘Write an interesting story about market day’.

There ya have it. I will be on break until 4 September when Term 3 will begin and go until mid November. It’s nice to relax in my house and experience life without having door knocked on every 10-15 min with some child needing a bandaid/magazine/wanting to chat/asking for whatever they can smell coming from my kitchen J Ohhh I love ‘em but a few weeks break is not bad. I’m getting lots of reading in and painting a lot as well.
Hope you all had a glorious summer full of fun and are ready for school to start or for those of you not in Education, hope you got some sunshine somehow J

Sending lots of kisses from Kenya,
Bissy

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Iten Adventures (part 1)


These past 6 weeks have been pretty incredible—the first 3 were spent in Kwale, living with some incredibly passionate and generous Kenyans who have hearts of gold, serving their community well, and spending the past 3 with Elizabeth Marie, my darling and hard-working younger sister who is volunteering with the Peace Corps at a Deaf School in Sipili, Kenya. She’s allowing me to be her first “guest blogger” – so here goes.


Visiting Kenya is JUST like Disney World, but a million times better. Take a look:
  1. It’s kind of like living the Lion King. Simba means “lion” in Swahili, Rafiki means “friend” and the sunrises are 1000 times more gorgeous than the movie portrays. Everytime someone says “Asante!” (thank you), I start singing “asanta sana squash banana” J Sometimes it’s in my head…sometimes not.
  2. They have these sweet minibuses you can ride—and on dirt roads after a heavy rain they can totally feel like a rollercoaster!
  3. Instead of just 7 dwarfs, we have 20 little boys who share a wall with us, giggling the whole night through. Also, they love to take out our compost. They actually fight over this chore.
  4. Luckily, we don’t have any “Mickey’s” hiding in our house—just a few bats and birds staked out in the roof. They love to sing to us in code as we fall asleep at night, although we have yet to find creatures who like to clean the house!
  5. A spoonful of sugar does help the medicine go down. Literally…that’s how Bis takes her malaria pills.
  6. We eat porridge every day-just like Beauty and the Beast! Ours is made with sugar, and any combination of the following milled grains: millet, amaranth, sorghum and wheat. Oh, and sugar.
  7. They don’t have spaghetti, so eating Lady and the Tramp style is difficult, BUT they do have kale and it is grown in every single garden. Therefore, everyone has a love affair with it – it’s basically served at every single meal. I’m not complaining J
  8. Elizabeth is a bit like Gus, the mouse from Cinderella, because she loves cheese. We went to a cheese factory this weekend—now she’s satisfied!
  9. My sign language “name” ( a sign given to everyone in the community so one doesn’t have to spell out every single letter every single time) is the sign language symbol for “princess” and Elizabeth’s sign name is the one for “color!”
  10.  We have crazed tea parties every day in the teachers lounge. Sometimes they get super crazy and we get a banana.
  11.  We have “Nights in Shining Armor!” Each night we fall asleep snuggled up next to him, he protects us from the bad guys, and is always there to comfort us. Thank you, oh mosquito net!
  12. We live on the Bare Necessities J

This weekend was probably the most exciting weekend we’ve had together in Kenya. It started with us planning a simple weekend to Iten, the running capital of the world, to see a 10K race. Little did we know how exciting it would get…

We left Friday afternoon with the headmaster’s blessing, as he let us leave at 10, since it would take until 7ish to get to Eldoret, the last stop before Iten.
Leg 1: uneventful, although we had to wait 1 hour before the matatu left Sipili. We had to wait for it to fill up. “fill up” means 16 people in an 11 passenger van.
Leg 2: We rode the matatu alongside a VERY drunk man. Mind you, it was 1:00 pm. He had to get out 2 times to pee, fell over while doing so, and probably apologized “pole, pole” a gazillion times. He had a great sense of humor, so it was pretty entertaining matatu ride.
Leg 3: Our matatu broke down about 45 minutes in. Luckily it was in a town, so we were able to find some French fries and Peptang, Bis’s favorite ketchup. Two hours later, we were on the road again.
Leg 4: We got into Eldoret around 8, met E’s fellow Deaf Ed Peace Corps member, Jennifer, and we headed to stay at her place in Iten…

We got up super early Saturday morning to watch the 10k race…because there wasn’t a time advertised anywhere. Shocker. There were about 1500 men and women participating in the race—all Kenyan, we were told. E and I were sitting on a hill prior to the race near the finish line, when a man named Robert Kiptanui approached us and took us down the hill to take a picture with him. We talked with him for a long time and he introduced us to anyone he knew (which was about 75% of the people there!) Olympians, marathoner and trainer Gilbert Koech, (check out http://www.examiner.com/article/koech-pushkareva-win-the-rock-n-roll-san-antonio-marathon) who also happens to be Edna Kiplagat’s husband. She’s kind of a good runner…you know, ran in the London Olympics, 3rd in the London Marathon…) I talked to him for a very long time—he watched the race with me and told me who was who as the racers were finishing. He told me about his training and it turns out he trained in Valley Forge for 2 or 3 years and now trains in Iten and Magnolia, Colorado. He’s coming to Philly in September to run the Rock’N’Roll half marathon!

p.s. The top time for a 10K at 2,500 meters altitude? 29:39. It was a “hard course” say the locals.

Iten Adventures (part 2)


Throughout our time in Iten, many runners approached us to chat...simply wanting to know why we were visiting and wish us well on our travels. They smiled, joked with us, and wanted to know about America. It was so incredible to witness their modesty and genuine character. I mean, we were in the city where almost every runner runs a sub 2:15 marathon, and they weren’t the least bit interested in broadcasting their accomplishments. So refreshing!

p.s. We met and chatted extensively with Henry Sugat, a 2:06:58 marathoner and winner of the Vienna Marathon—twice. He didn’t mention any of that while in conversation…

Back to Robert:
I asked him what his marathon time is, and he exclaimed “it’s SO slow!!!....2:17!! His half-marathon time? 62 minutes. That’s 13.1 miles at roughly a 5:10/mile pace. So naturally, my next question was: “Hey, want to take us for a run in the morning?!”

We met Robert at 6:50am and ran a good 56 minutes with him. He told us “I’ll go your pace.” Thanks, Robert. If you want us to go more than 100 feet, you’d better go our pace J He’s a 28 year old who has been running competitively since 10th grade. Such a sweetheart. He took us back to his “training center” after his run. A one room house with a bed, 3 or 4 outfits, a charcoal jiko stove, a few pots, dishes, & a gorgeous garden out back. He wanted to make us tea as a recovery from the run, so he ran to his Guernsey cow and fetched some fresh milk. It took about 45 minutes until the tea was ready, because the jiko took forever to catch fire. He has a degree to be a chaplain, but is focusing on professional running at the moment. He’s been at it for 3 years, and his days consist of eating, sleeping, and running. REPEAT. After he walked us back to where we were staying, he was off to run another 30K with his friends. No big deal.

Yesterday we joined 14 of E’s students at the National Music Competition, held in Nakuru. It’s similar to our national music competitions, in that you have to go to counties, districts and regionals before you can go to nationals, but unlike the US system, the students go in groups from their schools. It is a 10-day event, where each school performs in many different categories. You can sit in some of the sessions, so E and I saw many deaf schools performing local tribal dances. It was super impressive to see how well they were choreographed, considering their hearing is impaired.

We took a matatu home with 20 people crammed into the matatu, including a large man who pretty much sat on E’s lap. We arrived home after dark with no power, so unlocking the room was a challenge…especially since the kiddos had stuck a stick into our lock, making it impossible to unlock. Thank goodness for safety pins—after about 20 minutes, we were safely inside.

Clarissa comes to visit from Zambia on Thursday! We’re taking 7 days to travel around Kenya, since E is sort of on break. She won’t be with C and I for the whole trip, but she’ll join us when she can. It works out beautifully that she has to be back in Machakos for her VAC meeting so we can meet and stay with her host family from PC training!

Tonight is dinner with MC and his family---MC has the most impressive garden collection of fruits and vegetables I’ve ever seen. No wonder---their growing season is 12 months long! Dad, don’t worry—I took lots of pictures J Dinner is always collected from his organic and sustainable garden, so I’m beyond excited. Plus, his wife, Mama Reidy, is teaching me how to make Green Grams and ugali tonight.


A funny sign on the road to Eldoret: “Clean toilets make life fun.”


Love you – see you soon!